DAVID MCGOVERN I WILL MISS YOU TERRIBLY
- PLAY BAD ROMANCE
- nights out at Lit Lounge starting at 2am
- Bowery Electric
- singing Ellie Goulding on the L train when it was stuck between stops
- York Ave
- watching that guy kiss the subway floor
- “ON MA TRAIN?!?!”
- your projectile vomit at FLApes and how I’m still laughing
- pics with nudey Hollister employees
- Empire State of Mind
- Cupcake Cafe
- seeing Kylie in Williamsburg
- how we were always the only people dancing at shows
- MIA and how we thought we’d never get to Governor’s Island
- “ARE THEY ALL DEAD?!”
- finding Le Poisson Rouge and losing a passport
- singing Fairytale of New York at Fifi’s birthday party and throwing M&Ms
- playgrounds
- scoring a pic with Elly after the La Roux gig
- scoring a pic with MARINA
- GG moments everywhere
- walking up Fifth Ave at Christmas to look at all the window displays
- watching Edward Scissorhands in DUMBO
- that time Eimear got us kicked out of Fat Black
- that time I got us kicked out of Highline
- searching for a beer garden on Paddy’s Day
- how beer and a shot is always acceptable
- making friends with Swedish boys in the smoking area
- Julie & Julia
- KARATE CHOP
- matching stripes in Whiskey Town
- when we found $20 in a cab… “Feach! Fiche euro ar un urlar!”
- that time you cockblocked at The Cock so I could pee in peace
- wandering through Stuyvesant Town in search of Max Fish
- “You marriage?”
- paying $40 for two drinks at The Palace
- taking a break on Paddy’s Day to eat pizza and watch Lady Gaga vids on repeat
- passing out in cabs and sleeping in ridiculous places ie. the floor, the kitchen table, Eimear’s bed…
- the Puma World Cup soccer party and how it was the BEST THING EVER
- dancing on Fifi’s roof while belting out some Marina
- “L Train loves D Train… and Phil…”
- passwords at Poco
- “HELLO LITTLE CHINA MAN!”
- for freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
- that time we took a cab to Lit Lounge because we thought there was an open bar and we’d be saving money anyway and hey guess what there was NO open bar
- bitching about interning
- BEER AND WINE AND YOU’LL BE FINE! BEER AND LIQUOR NEVER SICKER! LIQUOR AND BEER YOU’RE IN THE CLEAR! WINE AND BEER AND YOU’LL BE QUEER!
- when we went to Borders for the I Can Has Cheezburger book signing
- Cat’s Pee on a Gooseberry Bush
- stoop boozin’
- naggins and Subway cups
- Ella Cafe and BYOB
- that ponce in the wine shop
- The Bridge?!?!
- Alexa Chung
- that time we rounded a corner in Williamsburg, saw the most amazing view of Manhattan all lit up and realised that omg, we were really living in America

OH MY GOD AND FESTIVE SPRINKLES! FESTIVE SPRINKLES!!!
This is just lovely!
YOU’RE lovely
L-TRAIN this is amazing!!!!! I have fallen off my tree with excitement and nostaglia…
P.S. PIPE DOWN ABOUT THE PROJECTILE VOM!
It was the best thing I’ve ever seen! How is home? How is Tubs and your mammy? Did you sleep for days on end and do you still gasp every time you open a press or the fridge and THERE IS FOOD THERE,
want your bad romance x